Virgie,the high school cheerleader, confessed to the school chaplain
Fr. Goodlove that she had been going on kissing sprees with her
boyfriend in the front seat of his car nightly for the past two
weeks.
"Don't you think that you've been at something that's
really wrong," the priest reprimanded her.
"Yes,I think that you're right," Virgie answered,"It's hard to
get close with him in front,so maybe we could just transfer to
the back seat."