Wedding Night

A middle-aged man arrives for the second time.On their wedding
night he finds that his new wife is full of wrinkles.
He asks:"How old are you?"
His new wife answer:"I'm 37."
"No, you must be older than that.We are husband and
wife now.Why don't you tell the truth?"
"All right.The truth is I am 50 years old ."
After going to bed,the man suddenly reminds that he did not cover the salt jar. He says:"I am going to the kitchen to check if I covered the salt jar.Otherwise the mouse will eat."
His new wife laughs laoudly."That's ridiculous!In all my 60 years I have never heard of a mouse that eats salt!"

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