A new soldier shoots 20 bullets but does not shoot the target
even
once. His instructor is very angry and swears at him: "Idiot!
Don't shoot anymore. You should kill you yourself in the woods."
The soldier goes into the woods. The officer hears several shots
being fired.
A minute later the soldier runs to his instructor and stands
at attention and salutes.
"Report to instructor. I could not hit myself as well!"
