My Grapes

While visiting a farm in a foreign country, a tourist speaks boastfully about their farms back home. "The fruits we grow are the best. We grow apples the size of basketballs, pears like footballs, oranges like..."
He is cut short when he suddenly trips over a patch of what looks like watermelons. A farmer shouts loudly: "Mister, please be careful! You're ruining our grapes!"

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