Limited Care

A gentleman stays in the same box in the train with woman.This woman want to lure this man.After taking off her clothes she lays down.Then she complains that it is cold.The gentleman gives his quilt to her.However the woman still says that it is cold.
The disappointed gentleman asks:"What can I do for you?" "When I was young my mother always use her body to warm me up."
"I am sorry,madam.I don't want to jump off the train at midnight to look for your mother!"

 

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