A young woman was driving down the highway at night and was surprised
to find an older woman lying down the middle of the highway with
her ear to the pavement. "Ford Expedition, white, green license
plate RTV 918,
middle-aged driver, heavily-tinted windows."
The young woman was impressed at this unlikely psychic.
"You mean you can actually tell the kind of vehicles that pass
by this road?", she asked. "Lady," the old woman suddenly spoke,
"the vehicle I mentioned was the one which had just run me over."
