When Ronald attended History class on Monday he suddenly remember
that he is supposed to submit a very important paper
he has not yet done.
Nervously he goes to his professor and apologizes:"I'm
sorry, sir,but last weekend I visited my girlfriend and forgot
to do my homework."
The professor answer severely:"Ronald.Which is more important:History
or your girlfriend?"
"Sir, if I didn't visit her ,my girlfriwnd would become
history."
