Two Grannies
Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the
years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures.
Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times
a week to play cards. One day they were playing cards when one
looked at the other and said:
"Now don't get mad at me.... I know we've been friends for
a long time...but I just can't think of your name! I've thought
and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your
name is."
Her friend glared at her. For several minutes she just stared
and glared at her. Finally, she said, " How soon do you need
to know?"
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