The Juggler
A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the
police.
"What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your
car?" asks the cop.
"I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act."
"Oh yeah?" says the doubtful cop. "Lets see you
do it."
The juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches
masterfully.
A couple driving by slows down to watch.
"Wow," says the driver to his wife. "I'm glad
I quit drinking. Look at the test they're giving now!"
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